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Sunday, August 18, 2002

It has been said that "ice cream is like sex." Some Japanese people like it with tenticles. You should use your tongue, and sometimes it tastes like fish but it can also taste sweet. Of course, you could get crabs. Some like it hot. Size doesn't matter, all that matters is how well you use your noodle. So, don't be a chicken, it's important to experiment, Slick.
posted by Mark Wilson 2:53 PM

Visit the scenic town of Dildo, Newfoundland.
posted by Mark Wilson 2:52 PM

Saturday, August 17, 2002

Terrorists will find a way to make airport profiling work to their advantage. In fact, here's how. In short, they could send agents on various flights and keep track of who gets harassed, then use that information to create an anti-profile so that they will be virtually ensured free passage.
posted by Mark Wilson 2:03 AM

Friday, August 16, 2002

John Ashcroft wants to put you in an internment camp.
posted by Mark Wilson 10:13 PM

Thursday, August 15, 2002

The Hamster Penetration Test: The most romantic masturbation story ever.
posted by Mark Wilson 9:46 AM

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Digital sundial?
posted by Mark Wilson 5:25 PM

Infiltration: the urban exploration zine
posted by Mark Wilson 4:26 AM

The story of SkiFree.
posted by Mark Wilson 4:23 AM

How do you have an Ethical argument with someone who is irrational?
posted by Mark Wilson 3:41 AM

Monday, August 12, 2002

The history of Synanon makes a pretty interesting read about how things fall apart. Other relevant platitudes are: The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry; power corrupts; the road to Hell is paved with good intentions; and don't give your life savings to an alcoholic, dumbass.
posted by Mark Wilson 7:23 AM

Would you like to PAW a porn star? (Is it just me, or is that mascot incredibly creepy?)
posted by Mark Wilson 7:17 AM

There's an e-bay auction for suckers born every minute.
posted by Mark Wilson 7:10 AM

Sunday, August 11, 2002

No surprises here.
posted by Mark Wilson 6:53 AM

Friday, August 9, 2002

Splitting: the self and others are viewed as "all good" or "all bad." Someone with BPD said, "One day I would think my doctor was the best and I loved her, but if she challenged me in any way I hated her. There was no middle ground as in like. In my world, people were either the best or the worst. I couldn't understand the concept of middle ground."
Sounds like the type of person who would ditch someone on his birthday.
posted by Mark Wilson 11:15 PM

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posted by Mark Wilson 8:48 AM

Haha. I'm the number one result for an IU search for porn. Finally my alma mater has decided to recognize me for my brilliance.
posted by Mark Wilson 6:59 AM

Thursday, August 8, 2002

Hyup. I suspected as much.
posted by Mark Wilson 2:23 PM

Wednesday, August 7, 2002

Here's a little birthday angst for you. No, not for David Duchovny's birthday, dagnabit.
posted by Mark Wilson 2:16 AM

Sunday, August 4, 2002

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. This could not be more wrong.
posted by Mark Wilson 6:22 PM

Wednesday, July 31, 2002

"Death does not justify death."

— A Kite

posted by Mark Wilson 5:16 AM

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

The pun "kitty porn" gets thrown around a lot, but I'm not sure what else you would call this.

Just looking at that kitten makes me feel like my head is going to implode.

posted by Mark Wilson 5:16 AM

Now that I'm old enough to appreciate alternative (for lack of a better word; What do you call something this awesome?) culture, where the hell did it all go?
posted by Mark Wilson 1:44 AM

Mr. Statue is a downtown Portland fixture. Reading his diary kind of takes down the fourth wall for me, though.
posted by Mark Wilson 1:12 AM

Monday, July 29, 2002

Speed of light: 299792458 meters per second. Speed of sound: 340 meters per second. Speed of hugs: 1 meter per second.
posted by Mark Wilson 6:02 AM

Saturday, July 27, 2002

Blame Satan.
posted by Mark Wilson 7:09 PM

Friday, July 26, 2002

Carol, I think you need to find a guy who think with the head on their shoulder and the heart and soul within himself, rather than guys who let their groins influence their actions and behaviors! Get out there and expand your opportunities to meet some gentlemen.
— Dave Cummings, advice columnist/60-year-old porn star who specializes in fucking the barely legal.
My husband is constantly on the Internet. He frequents Lolita web-sites. Should I worry about this, or is it normal? He claims he has never "chatted" or interacted with a person on-line. Please help.
Well, first of all, I refuse to have any links on my site to any "Lolita"-type sites. Even an interest in women who might possibly be under 18 is unhealthy;
Oooh, well that makes sense... err... wait... no...
posted by Mark Wilson 6:23 AM

Wednesday, July 24, 2002

It turns out that being a porn store clerk isn't nearly as glamorous a profession as you'd think it would be.
posted by Mark Wilson 5:17 PM

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

posted by Mark Wilson 1:09 AM

Sunday, July 21, 2002

And you thought Ayn Rand was a harsh mistress.
posted by Mark Wilson 5:44 PM

Cat and Girl.
posted by Mark Wilson 5:34 PM

Kinsey was never quite so hands-on.
posted by Mark Wilson 4:19 AM

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